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Camgirl pays better?
By audrey | March 31, 2007
OK so I didn’t tell the whole truth to this guy, since my blog readers will know that I’m not in Chicago anymore. But with random strangers in a chatroom, sometimes I just feel compelled to switch up the facts until I get to know someone better. *shrug* I don’t know why. I like to role-play, and I get tired of people assuming I’m a stripper or prostitute when they find out I’m in Vegas. I’m thinking of starting to tell everyone I am a beatnic in San Francisco because that’s what I *wish* I were, but I don’t think they exist anymore.
Anyway, my bullshit radar is pretty well tuned by now and it was going off with bells and whistles during this chat:
MrHR: hi sexy
ME: Hello
ME: How are you today?
MrHR: im ok
MrHR: how r u
ME: I’m pretty good
ME: TGIF!
MrHR: good to hear
MrHR: i agree with u
MrHR: so where ru from?
ME:Fridays are my favorite day
MrHR: i love sundays
ME: Chicago, how about yourself?
MrHR: a good lazy day
MrHR: sweet me to
ME: Yes, Sundays are a nice lazy day
MrHR: i live in wrigleyville
ME: Fridays are more exciting though
ME: Cool
MrHR: yeah i love the city
ME: Fun neighborhood
MrHR: its great and baseball season makes it even better
ME: Go cubs!!
MrHR: yes yes yes
MrHR: see ur so hott cus ur a cubs fan
ME: haha
MrHR: so what do u do in chicago?
ME: My husband is going to school and I am a freelance writer, and a camgirl
MrHR: nice
MrHR: hey if u ever want a bettere job i can get u on at charles schwab
MrHR: i am a investment banker there
ME: LOL
MrHR: no serioulsy i am
ME: Is this a good place to recruit employees? *grin*
MrHR: employees with the right attributes
ME: Hmmm, okay. What would those be?
MrHR: well basically your body
ME: Charles Schwab is hiring camgirls?
MrHR: no as an AA or secretary
MrHR: i wouldnt mind lookin at u
ME: Camgirl pays better.
MrHR: pays better than the largest investing firm in the world
ME: And I don’t have to work for an asshole who expects sex as part of his secretary’s job.
Ooops, I think I pissed him off. He left my chatroom at this point.
I probably could have squeezed a show out of him if I’d pressed the whole naughty secretary fantasy a bit, I am pretty good at that one…but I think I got more satisfaction out of telling him off.
Anyway, even if he is serious…I have had an admin assistant job in Chicago already, and I know I love camming and webmastering a lot more, and yes, sorry Mr. Human Resources, it *does* pay better, and I don’t have to fuck anyone but myself to do it. And I was gonna do that anyway. 
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